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Germans Now
Denying
the Holocaust Telepathically,
Say
Jews
By Michael James in Germany
3-27-2008
BERLIN (IFPN) --- Germany’s Central Council of Jews (ZJD) has
demanded “immediate government action” in response to unsettling
findings published in its quarterly social trends report, ‘Virulent
Anti-Semitism in Germany Today, Issue 1, 2008’.
The report highlights a worrying increase in anti-Semitic sentiment
and, more sensationally, the dissemination of holocaust denial “by
means of telepathy”.
“It’s very frightening and something I cannot ignore given my
horrific ordeal in Auschwitz, which I miraculously survived by
hiding in a chimney until the camp was liberated,” says the ZJD’s
president, Charlotte Knobloch, who is currently suing Google for
editorial control of YouTube.
“Our own success in determining what constitutes suitable viewing
for Internet users in Germany has forced us to imagine alternative
scenarios available to young people who don’t trust what the
government or their teachers are telling them.”
“Never underestimate the power of the Jewish imagination,” she adds.
In Germany, anyone who expresses anti-Semitic sentiments or who
queries the holocaust by pointing to pre-war and post-war Jewish
population statistics or anomalies in the historical record faces
prison sentences of up to five years.
The law, however, is unclear on the issue of telepathically
communicated anti-Semitism and holocaust denial.
EXTREMISTS
“We know they’re doing it,” says Stephan Kramer, General Secretary
of the ZJD. “They are evading punishment by spreading anti-Semitic
propaganda and denying the holocaust without writing a word or
moving their lips.”
Although Kramer has dispatched an unspecified number of undercover
Hassidic telepaths and kosher ‘sensitives’ briefed with the task of
intercepting telepathic communications in streets, bars, clubs,
restaurants, cafes, subways, shops, schools, workplaces and other
venues where people may choose to express a personal opinion without
being overheard by informers, he admits that telepathically
communicated holocaust denial is hard to prove.
“But only empirically,” he explains. “Proof is an obsession of those
unable to conceive of the truth. In the wrong hands, proof, or a
lack of proof, can be misused to establish certain facts
incompatible with the truth. Not all facts are factual. What do you
want? Another holocaust?”
The German government, anxious to reassure the Jewish community, has
moved swiftly to calm fears by allocating six million euros in
research grants to the ZJD’s hospitality and personal leisure
expenses budget.
“We are doing everything we can to eradicate the scourge of
anti-Semitism in Germany and the European Union,” a government
spokesman told IFPN. “The government takes very seriously reports
that certain extremist elements in our society are engaged in
telepathic holocaust denial and we are monitoring the situation
closely.”
HUMILIATING
But official assurances came too late for Israeli tourists Shmuel
Linsky and his wife, Diane.
“Just the other day I saw a very relaxed German couple with their
children spending our reparations money on ice-cream and hot dogs,”
says Shmuel scornfully. “They were deliberately and maliciously
acting in a way that suggested they were proud to be German, without
any sense of shame or guilt. I suddenly felt very threatened by this
kind of unspoken anti-Semitism and was overwhelmed by the urge to
radio an Israeli F-16 fighter bomber.”
Diane Linsky nods her head in pained agreement. They had decided on
an impromptu vacation in Germany after watching Angela Merkel on
television deliver an impassioned speech to Israel’s parliament, the
Knesset.
“Mrs Merkel said that Germans would do everything they could to help
Israel and protect the Jewish people from anti-Semitism,” she says,
her voice cracking. “But when we got here we found we had to pay for
our own hotel accommodation and none of the restaurants will let us
eat for free, even though we’re Jews and have a long and unique
history of suffering.”
Shmuel too is overcome by emotion, hardly able to speak. “It’s been
humiliating. Even the waiters expect a tip, reminding me of my
horrific ordeal in Auschwitz, which I miraculously survived by
hiding in a chimney until the camp was liberated,” the 36-year-old
Mr Linsky adds bitterly.
The Linskys say they had been made to feel “persecuted” and intend
to file a claim for compensation. “In fact, we sued before we came
out here,” says Diane. “Our lawyer in Tel Aviv was offering special
terms and a 30 percent discount.”
PARANOID
Critics however have blasted the report as “hysterical”,
“irresponsible” and “paranoid”.
“Given the long history of hereditary mental illness among people of
Jewish descent, I would be inclined to treat reports of
telepathically communicated anti-Semitism and holocaust denial with
extreme caution,” one of them, a leading professor of evolutionary
psychiatry, told IFPN anonymously.
“The Jews have a propensity for telling tall stories and a tendency
to exaggerate things they hear, or think they hear. Before taking
this much further, the German government would be well-advised to
read the wealth of medical literature made available over the past
200 years by Jewish physicians themselves, much of which focuses on
the very high percentage of dangerous psychotic illnesses and
psychopathological disorders found among Ashkenazi Jews. A good
starting point would be the Disability Studies Quarterly, Volume 27,
No. 4, published in 2007.”
“Even their top religious people admit they’re nuts. Rabbis Eric
Weiss and Nathaniel Ezray have said that ‘mental illness is a Jewish
issue’ and point to the findings of geneticists at John Hopkins
University who have identified lamentably high incidences of
schizophrenia and bipolar disorder among Ashkenazi Jews. Many suffer
from an autosomal recessive trait that goes back thousands of years
and which manifests as congenital lying, delusional behaviour and
paranoia.”
“Unfortunately, instead of being treated in high-security
psychiatric hospitals, many of these mentally ill, psychopathic Jews
seem to thrive in positions of leadership, spanning the worlds of
international finance, the media, academia, law and politics, not
only in Europe and Israel, of course, but also in North America and
elsewhere.”
“We need to ask ourselves why they’ve been expelled from 109
locations around the world since the middle of the third century,
and why we’re allowing them to repeat the cycle over and over again,
harming not only themselves but everyone else.”
“I know it’s not a very politically correct thing to articulate,”
the professor concludes, “but when it comes to Jews and some of the
ludicrous things they say, I’m afraid we’re dealing with some very
sick puppies.”
Charlotte Knobloch strongly disagrees. Jews have never harmed
anyone, she says.
“The fact that the Jewish people have been expelled from 109
locations around the world doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with
the Jewish people or that they are in any way disruptive or insane,”
she insists. “On the contrary, all of those countries, for no real
identifiable reason, experienced periods of anti-Semitic mass
insanity, which spontaneously disappeared the moment we were gone.”
SURVIVORS
Meanwhile, as news breaks that at least a hundred stone-throwing
Palestinian children have been either killed or maimed by vigilant
Israeli F-16 fighter pilots, the Linskys arrive back in Tel Aviv to
an emotional family reception.
Shmuel’s great uncle, Rabbi Dov Bronstein, hugs his relative and can
hardly contain his tears: “Even though I was born and raised in New
Jersey and never set foot in Europe, I will never forget my horrific
ordeal in Auschwitz, which I miraculously survived by hiding in a
chimney until the camp was liberated.”
“It’s so good to be home,” says a visibly relieved Diane Linsky. “We
flew Lufthansa and we just knew the German pilots and air hostesses
were telepathically denying the holocaust and sharing anti-Semitic
thoughts with some of the European passengers -- and they were
saying, like, you know, ‘Let’s dump those lying Jews out over the
Mediterranean’.”
Lufthansa has promised to investigate the allegations.
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Mike James, an Englishman, is a former freelance journalist resident
in Germany since 1992 with additional long-haul stays in East
Africa, Poland and Switzerland.
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References:
Jewish group seeks to purge YouTube of anti-Semitic videos
http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/966682.html
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,542842,00.html
Disability Studies Quarterly: Mental Hygiene and Disability in the
Zionist Project
http://www.dsq-sds-archives.org/_articles_html/2007/fall/dsq_v27_04_2007_fall_st_01_sufian.htm#endnote11
Mental Illness is a Jewish Issue -- by Rabbis Eric Weiss and
Nathaniel Ezray
http://www.jewishsf.com/content/2-0-/module/displaystory/story_id/19117/edition_id/386/format/html/displaystory.html
Jewish Expulsions Since AD250
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/expelled.htm
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