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Six Million
Monkeys.
One
Banana.
By Michael James [censored] in the Truly Free and Absolutely
Gloriously Intellectually Inquisitive German Democratic Republic of
Free Opinion and Academic Research [cut it right here -- ed.]
27-6000000-2008
[First
paragraph censored.]
[Second paragraph awaiting German government approval.]
[Third paragraph submitted to the Central Council of Jews in
Germany.]
..... and having said that, I suggest that before reading any
further, you pull out that old “Monkees” album you hid from your
first wife and slap plastic onto rubber.
Are you ready?
‘Cos I’m in love. Yeah .... Uhmmmm .... I’m a believer ....
At the height of their popularity, “The Monkees” were credited with
exactly six million fans in Europe
alone.
But just as rapidly as they rose to fame, “The Monkees” were exposed
as frauds, makeovers, and plastic crap fronting real talent. Fucking
liars.
Hollywood hoodwinkers.
And just as quickly as they were outed as money-mongering scamsters,
not only did “The Monkees” disappear almost overnight with their
stash of cash, so did their (government approved) six million
European fans.
 Where
did they go? Are you one of them? Were you the magical
sixth-millionth, the
one I deny at my peril?
But, hey, I understand. That third wife: Little-Missed Liberty.
(Don’t forget that British number in 1916, Bondage Balfour, and the
French tart you took by surprise in 1936, Zionette. Easy lays,
weren’t they?) They all played the numbers game. Six is sexy.
If only she, your new-old, starred, striped and spangled whore of a
wife knew the truth (hint: noun).
Oh, boy. What a bitch!
 Bang
goes your (international) Country Club gratis membership. Say
goodbye to those annual handouts from zillionaire Uncle Sam, who’s
still wondering where his initial investment in those original
kosher little “Monkees” went.
An investment that (officially) still costs him four billion US
dollars each year. And yet trillions more. Without returns.
Apart from dead Americans.
And dying Arabs.
And Rachel Corrie.
And spiraling inflation.
And runaway fuel costs.
And children “over there” whose eyes are welled with tears and their
bodies drained of strength because the shelves are bare and their
mothers are sick from the sorrow of begging and borrowing and
scratching in the dirt.
And the old folks “back home” who open their wrists and close their
lives for want of a dime to ease their pain.
And the men and women of gentle, silent courage, whose minds and
limbs have been tortured and twisted beyond the last unhearing
outpost of despair because they refuse to believe your fucking,
wicked evil lies and defend their homesteads against your imperious
theft.
 And
your incalculably psychopathic betrayal of trust and monstrous abuse
of the good men and women of ancestral European descent who have,
over generations, given up their ghosts for one or another of your
demonic, whispered deceits.
And the anguished cries of the unborn whose part is yet that of a
world lain waste by one of your planned thermonuclear wars.
And your destruction of those whom I love, have loved and will love.
And the hatred I bear in my heart for all the pain and the suffering
and the financial loss and the hurt and the anguish you have caused
me by cutting me off from the outside world for exactly six days.
And the tears I shed for you, because you are only human, just like
me.
 And
the unspoken testimony of the one you cannot hear because your ears
are sealed with the wax of deafness and your eyes are blind because
your vision is crookedly set, though this is the desire of your own
venomous heart and not for want of unhindered freewill.
Six million monkeys.
One banana.
Peel me.
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Mike James, a freeborn, politically independent "lone ranger"
Englishman (without Tonto, or even a horse), and a former freelance
journalist resident in Germany since 1992, hates lies but forgives
liars. A dedicated sceptic of the cult pop religion “The Monkees”,
his Kabbalistically heretical 5,999,999-megabyte downstream
connection went strangely missing in Germany on June 21, 2008. He
last enjoyed a taste of real online and intellectual freedom on one
of his long-haul stays in East Africa, Poland, Switzerland, England
[enough ‘relatively free’ countries -- ed.]
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References:
Mike James Sues German Jews For Incitement To Bear False Witness
http://www.rense.com/general82/sues.htm
http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/mike_james_sues_german_jews.htm
I want My Freedom Back
http://www.rense.com/general82/want.htm
http://gnosticliberationfront.com/i_want_my_freedom_back__by_mike.htm
Mike James Will Ensure That The Central Council Of Jews Pay 10,000
Euros Into This Fund:
http://www.rachelcorrie.com
The Baphomet Conspiracy and the Laboratory of Fear
http://www.rense.com/general81/baph.htm
http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/baphomet_conspiracy__and_the_conspiracy_of_fear.htm
History and Scriptural Origin of the ‘Six Million’ Number
http://www.thebirdman.org/Index/Jews/Jews-History&ScripturalOriginOfThe6MillionNumber.html
How Jews can be saved and brought under the protection of God
http://www.rense.com/general81/prophet.htm
http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/prophet_before_the_storm.htm
Ernst Zündel: A Prisoner in a State That Does Not Exist
http://www.rense.com/general82/dep.htm
Telling the Truth in the Realm of Lies
http://www.rense.com/general82/realm.htm
http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/telling_the_truth__in_the_realm%20of%20lies.htm
Goy Show In 2008 Germany
http://www.rense.com/general82/goy.htm
http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/germans_enraged_by_merkels_grovelling.htm
One Third of the Holocaust
http://www.onethirdoftheholocaust.com
Lawsuit Against the Central Council of Jews in Germany for Blasphemy
and Incitement to Bear False Witness
http://www.rense.com/general82/Punitive.pdf [since
modified and translated into German.]
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Extremely boring and detailed government small print (really not
worth reading).
Fair rebuttal and official BRD disclaimer: [Legal. Section (Abs.):
Leckmich-MJ12201959:11.50:
jarrow:geordie-uppity;smartass-uk-wtf-und-wtfdik;
undderkerlistwirklichgroßneffe(b)und(c)charltons-undmitdemficktmannicht-siehe-hinweise(unten);
[MI6 Beschreibung aus 1996-1998: “Knows it before you think it:
cunning twat; good luck.”] We, the German government and the Central
Council of Jews in Germany -- yes, we admit, we are joined at the
hip and are constitutionally illegal (nach Urteile 2 Bvl.6/56,
31.7.1973) actually believe we have the balls and matching hoppers
big enough to prosecute the above-mentioned [let his name be dirt]
for [polite removal of phlegm from throat] questioning the
Kabbalistically Crucial and Untouchable Six Million Number, even
though we ourselves privately admit that this is a bullshit
Hollywood-Hassidic scam, but it sounds like a cute figure and we
like its Luciferian Magick [Legal. Abs.:
wirhörenauf-ogött-MJ08-09-absofort; Clause:
ergewinntdasistabsolutsicher-MJ0807-derarsch;
scheisse-wie-sieht-israel-aus-meinehose; Sub. C.l.1:
wirempfehlenbritishairways-010708; Sub. C.l.2.:
machichsofortfraubundespräsidentin; Sub. C.l.3.: ichdankedir (siehe:
diedaobenpissenaufeuch-1948-2008-undfürimmer] and we do not expect
[Abs. allg. brit.bastards (and anti-[s]ememas who eat beans on toast
(Abs. 1966; 4:2)] his lawsuit against the Central Council of Jews
for damages of 10,000 euros to be paid into the Rachel Corrie Fund
to meet with any success [siehe:
BRD-lügen-haben-kleine-beine-ausnahmegesetze / BRDlhkbag/-oder-wir-haben-keine-chanc[E]mehr-gesesetze-/whkc[E]mg-nach-2010-am-spätesten-national-revolution:
ref: UK law: Blair, T.; 2004, Hansard: “Circumcising The British
People To Protect Themselves Against People With Foreskins Or
Against Other Circumcised People Who Don’t Look Like Lawyers Or The
Kind Of People I Like To Do Lunch With”] before [wünsch-termin-einsetzbar-und-lassen-wir-raus].
Nor is it expected that the German people [siehe:
Artenschutzabkommen / Endangered Species / UN1968-DE u.a. Angreifen
und Vernichten] will ever wake up to the fact that we, the Zionist
“Gutmenschen” of the German Ruling Caste, have the self-possessed
power to shaft unto eternity any fool who works hard and pays his
taxes on time. We confidently assume that the above-mentioned [let
his name be dirt and bring out your old foreskins] will utterly fail
in his attempts to focus the minds of ordinary, hardworking German
people on the fact that we have been robbing them blind for sixty
years -- and getting away with it in broad daylight while laughing
all the way to the bank in Tel Aviv. And you think we don’t have a
sense of humour?
Na, ja. Tschüss, Schalom, gute Nacht, Deutschland!
[The Federal Republic of Germany is a subsidiary of a conglomerate
of international banks that serves the state of Israel and should
not be confused with a nation state in any way associated with the
so-called German people.]
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